i love when girls do that thing where they pretend theyre shy but really theyre several falcons stuffed into in a human suit.
i like to button my shirt up all the way cos it makes me feel like im dying
cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:
My ideal girl:
- Claws
- Born in the Jurassic period
- Scales
- Hunts in packs
- A raptor
will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking
the best thing about embarrassing yourself is that you can relive the moment in your head anytime you want :)
I try bc I know the struggle
thank you diana
p much the same thing happened to me yesterday. I kept trying to stab it w/ the handle of my umbrella but it fell off my ceiling to my chair so I threw my calc book at it but it just launched off the chair to the floor and then I finally squished it.
your story is inspiring <3
they are crafty bastards
i stg this one knows what i’m trying to do, everytime i get anywhere near it it runs at me and i cry
it’s weird bc i’m not scared of dying but i am scared of spiders



