everets:

i love when girls do that thing where they pretend theyre shy but really theyre several falcons stuffed into in a human suit.

theanti90smovement:

i like to button my shirt up all the way cos it makes me feel like im dying

cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:

My ideal girl:

• Claws
• Born in the Jurassic period
• Scales
• Hunts in packs
• A raptor

earthnation:

will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking

the best thing about embarrassing yourself is that you can relive the moment in your head anytime you want :)

I try bc I know the struggle

thank you diana 

p much the same thing happened to me yesterday. I kept trying to stab it w/ the handle of my umbrella but it fell off my ceiling to my chair so I threw my calc book at it but it just launched off the chair to the floor and then I finally squished it.

your story is inspiring <3

they are crafty bastards

i stg this one knows what i’m trying to do, everytime i get anywhere near it it runs at me and i cry

it’s weird bc i’m not scared of dying but i am scared of spiders